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Mommy wasn’t paying attention so I nabbed this catnip fortune cookie that was supposed to be part of someone’s order. I’m the current President of Jake & Micah so I should have access to any toys I want – anytime I want. I thought mommy should be reminded of

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Mommy wasn’t paying attention so I nabbed this catnip fortune cookie that was supposed to be part of someone’s order. I’m the current President of Jake & Micah so I should have access to any toys I want – anytime I want. I thought mommy should be reminded of that.



My greedy sister thought she could just walk up and steal my cookie. It doesn’t matter that I just stole the cookie minutes before because now this cookie is MINE!



I’ll kick your Bengal butt and bite your chubby midsection!



You might be fast but I’m FASTER Bengal!

Did you actually think she had a chance? To steal MY cookie??  She’s no match for my vampire sharp bite and lightening fast speed. I also give a mean kick to the head!

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